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How to Tell “Occupy [Insert City Here]” Protesters from Tea Partiers

Wednesday, October 26, 2011, 22:22 EDT Leave a comment Go to comments

By no means is this an exhaustive list, but it’s a start.

  1. Tea Partiers don’t riot.
  2. Tea Partiers don’t get arrested.
  3. Tea Partiers don’t throw things at people.
  4. Tea Partiers have good personal hygiene.
  5. Tea Partiers leave protest sites cleaner than they found them.
  6. Tea Partiers don’t consider “fuck” to be a sophisticated rhetorical device.
  7. Tea Partiers don’t urinate on other people’s lawns.
  8. Tea Partiers know about what they’re protesting.
  9. Tea Partiers have jobs (or are self-supporting retirees).
  10. Tea Partiers don’t blame “the Jews” for anything.
  11. Tea Partiers realize that the only thing drumming accomplishes is to annoy the neighbors.
  12. Tea Partiers don’t have to pay people to attend their rallies.

More list items (and links to examples of contrasting “Occupy” behavior) will be added as the spirit moves me.

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