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Friday Funny

Friday, August 5, 2011, 11:23 EDT Leave a comment Go to comments

Bubba was a southern Baptist living in a neighborhood full of Catholics. Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. It didn’t bother his neighbors except during Lent, when they were forbidden from eating meat on Fridays. The delicious aroma caused such a problem for the Catholics that they finally talked to their priest.

The priest came to visit Bubba and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass for the first time. The priest sprinkled holy water over him, sauying, “You were born a Baptist, you were raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.”

Bubba’s neighbors were relieved—until Friday night arrived and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison again filled the neighborhood.

They immediately called the priest, who rushed into Bubba’s yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold Bubba. But he stopped suddenly and watched in amazement.

There stood Bubba, holding a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the meat and chanted, “You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish.”

  1. Sunday, August 14, 2011, 18:10 EDT at 18:10

    I couldnt give up meat, vension is freaking delicious

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