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Would Someone PLEASE Stuff a Sock in Pat Robertson’s Pie Hole?

Friday, January 15, 2010, 17:02 EST Leave a comment Go to comments

Via Ann Althouse, I learn that the “Reverend” Pat Robertson, who I long ago came to believe was really a secret agent for Beelzebub, has gone off the deep end on Haiti.

The Rev. Pat Robertson, on his CBN broadcast today, offered his own explanation of the earthquake in Haiti:

“Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it,” he said. “They were under the heel of the French … and they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, ‘We will serve you if you’ll get us free from the French.’

“True story. And the devil said, ‘OK, it’s a deal,'” Robertson said. “Ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after another.”

So what’s the explanation for why the United States has been cursed by Pat Robertson?

Meanwhile, just when you think that religious nutcases are solely the problem of the right, Glenn Reynolds links to this:

Says [actor Danny] Glover: “When we see what we did at the climate summit in Copenhagen, this is the response, this is what happens, you know what I’m sayin’?”

Yes, Danny, I do. You’re saying that Mother Earth got pissed off and decided to smite us. Suddenly, I’m having a memory from childhood…

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