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Random Humor (4)

Monday, December 4, 2006, 21:30 EDT Leave a comment Go to comments

A priest and a rabbi were travelling on a plane. After making insignificant small talk, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"

"Yes, that is still one of our beliefs," answered the rabbi.

The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"

"Yes," the rabbi replied, "on one occasion I did succumb and tasted pork."

The priest nodded in understanding and went back to his reading. After a while, the rabbi asked him, "Father, is it still a requirement of your faith that you remain celibate?"

"Yes, it is," said the priest, "that is still very much a part of our faith."

Then the rabbi asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptation of the flesh?"

The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith."

The rabbi nodded understandingly for an moment and then said, "A lot better than pork, isn’t it?"

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