Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
DISCLAIMER: The following is humor. It is not intended to belittle mental illness. I work in a mental health-related job and have almost 15 years of psychiatric treatment under my belt. So chill.
Schizophrenia Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder We Three Kings Disoriented Are
Amnesia I Don’t Know if I’ll Be Home for Christmas
Narcissism Hark the Herald Angels Sing about Me
Mania Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and…
Paranoia Santa Claus Is Coming to Get Me
Borderline Personality Disorder Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
Personality Disorder You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells…
Agoraphobia I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day but Wouldn’t Leave My House
Senile Dementia Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe
Oppositional Defiant Disorder I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
Social Anxiety Disorder Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate