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Monday, November 14, 2005, 19:03 EDT Leave a comment Go to comments

In the event there are still people out there who actually listen to Pat Robertson, they must be shaking in their shoes right now—especially if they’re voters in Dover, Pennsylvania. The Reverend Pat has announced that God is gonna get the immoral people of Dover because they declined to re-elect eight school board members who wanted to introduce the idea of “intelligent design” in high school biology classes.

“I’d like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don’t turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city,” Robertson said on his daily television show broadcast from Virginia, “The 700 Club.”

“And don’t wonder why He hasn’t helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I’m not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that’s the case, don’t ask for His help because he might not be there,” he said.

Where in the Bible do you suppose it says “Thou shalt not vote against people who promote unscientific notions as science”?


Meanwhile, on the other end of the whack-job spectrum, the nice folks over at Democratic Underground have figured out that Jordanian terrorist Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is a fabrication of the Bush regime.

you see the dots, you’re just not connecting them.

If Zarqawi’s actions benefits Bush, who do you think is directing him?

if there even is a Zarqawi

Lerkfish

Zarqawi – the new booger man

The * admin needs a villain it can demonize. Of course they had the perfect one and they made such a big [expletive deleted] deal about catching him that everybody sorta noticed when they didn’t. So of course you never hear anything about bin laden anymore. Even if Zarqawi didn’t exist they’d have to invent him.

tulartom

Some time ago, a Help Wanted ad appeared in Arab newspapers

It said: “WANTED, DEAD OR ALIVE: Chief Terrorist and All-Purpose Bogeyman to replace Terrorist/Bogeyman who has kidney failure. Will train. We would prefer a live Chief Terrorist/Bogeyman, but will consider a worthy dead one. Must wear some sort of Arabic-looking dress, such as funny head scarf. MUST NOT SPEAK ENGLISH. (We will provide all translations of your “fatwas” and other statements.)”

Soon a likely candidate appeared and “Zarqawi” became the New Bad Guy.

No Exit

In fairness to Democratic Underground, there are a few people over there who are dissenting from the above line of reasoning.

I posted in another thread that just for the record I wanted to say…

that there was at least one DUer, me, who believes that Al Qaeda exists and engages in terror. Hideous terror. (That said, the disastrous war in Iraq, has aided the cause of terrorists.)

And the manner in which we have conducted the war in Iraq, while inexcusable, does not excuse terrorists who dedicate their lives, and some their own deaths, to murdering innocents, and keeping as many others as possible in fear.

DeepModem Mom

There is no objective reality, folks. The only reality is what we wish to see.

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