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A Moment of Self-Realization

Friday, October 28, 2005, 15:59 EDT Leave a comment Go to comments

If bustles were still in fashion, I could be a cover girl. Or at the very least, a cover a**.

If I had a theme song, it would be Spinal Tap‘s “Big Bottom” (listen here).

As we approach Christmas, I should probably put a ButtMaster exerciser on my wish list.

In other words, the Den Mother needs to return to Weight Watchers.

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